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Friday, September 11, 2009

The 10 Strange Heart Attack Hamburgers

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File Under : bizzare, Hamburgers, Heart Attack

Hamburgers, next to apple pie and statins they’re the ambassadors of American cuisine–for better or for worse–and these harbingers of heart disease might be the baddest of all.

Here are 10 over the top hamburgers that are guaranteed to clog your arteries by just looking that them:
1. The Quadruple Bypass Burger

The Quadruple Bypass Burger from the Heart Attack Grill; four burger patties with side orders of Jolt Cola, unfiltered Lucky Strike cigarettes and French fries deep-fried in pure lard.

2.McSurf n’ Turf

While this burger is definitely going to jack your cholesterol up a few points from all the saturated fat in the 1/4 lber patty, hopefully some of the Omega 3 Fatty acids from the fish (if that really is fish), will help counter off some of the negative effects on your health.

This lovely blend of beef and fish comes equipped with 1 1/4 pounder patty, 1 filet of fish patty, numerous slices of cheese, tartar sauce and 3 bun pieces.
3. Big Daddy Barrick Burger

Sonya Thomas, a 5′5 99-pound competitive eating champion, downed an 18 pound Big Daddy Barrick Burger in Las Vegas a few years ago.

4.Mega Mel Burger

The Mega Mel Burger might just be the biggest burger to ever walk this planet (Cows walk before they are slaughtered so shut it). The burger contains 1.5 lbs of fresh ground beef, 1 lb of bacon, 1/4 lb of American cheese, lots of lettuce,tomatoes and pickles.

This burger is offered at Mel’s Country Cafe located in Tomball, Texas. What makes this burger EXTRA special is that if you can finish the ENTIRE thing in two hours, you even get to put your name on the wall! You can have your name in the lights with hundreds of other obese Americans! Just make sure you don’t let anybody pick off your plate or you will be disqualified.
5. The Hotdog Hamburger
This one hails from England. I’m not sure what it’s called, but it’s a hamburger with a chopped hotdog on top.

6. Mulligan’s Monster

Mulligan’s invented the Hamdog, one hotdog wrapped in a beef patty and cheese, then deep-fried, covered with chili and onions and served on a bun with a fried egg on top.

7. 7 Patty 2 lbs McDonalds Cheese Burger

McDonalds has long been ranked the ‘King of Cholesterol’ and this was for the standard foods they offer. When I saw this picture of a 7 patty 2lbs cheese burger I personally upped their status from King of Cholesterol to Empire.

8. Dyer’s Burgers

Dyer’s Burgers are deep-fried hamburgers piled with mustard, onion and pickle and paired with a single, double or triple-order of cheese fries.

9. Whatafarm Burger

Whataburger puts the entire farm in one sandwich; bacon, cheese, fried egg, burger patty, and chicken cutlet. They affectionately call it the “Whatafarm” burger.

10. Luther Burger

Another Mulligan’s creation, the Luther Burger. Named after Luther Vandross it’s a bacon cheeseburger sandwiched between two glazed donuts.

Saturday, March 28, 2009

TOP 10 Things Men Don’t Want Their Women To Do

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File Under : Awesome, Beautiful, bizzare, Cool, Intersting Fact, Ordinary, weird, Wonderful

10. Wear Night Gowns

The only thing more unflattering than a girl coming to bed in her night gown is a girl coming to bed in her 10-year-old night gown. If you feel the absolute need to wear a gown at least buy one from the lingerie shop so we both win. Until then, sleep naked.
9. Shopping In Slippers

You are with us now. It may be acceptable for someone to walk around Walmart in their best moomoo while wearing slippers and holding hands with their second cousin.
8. Wearing Jean Capri Pants

How old are you? You can show a little more leg now that you’re out of elementary school ya know. You know who wears Capri Pants? Pirates, thats who. Just make up you mind already, do you want to wear shorts or do you want to wear jeans? And no more Skorts either, that’s just false advertising to us men.
7. Dress Up Our Dogs

The only accessory that our rottweiler/pit bull/German Shepard/Labrador/boxer/bulldog needs is a spiked collar. You are not allowed to buy the dog a poncho no matter how cold it is and don’t even think about that sparkly tiara. The dogs listed are the only dogs that matter unless it belongs to your woman and in that case we don’t care what you do with that yappy, little bastard.
6. Start Scrap Booking

I know, it’s a hobby and it gives you something to do but then you are going to make us look at every clipped snowflake, cherub and rainbow until we throw up in our mouths. Whatever happened to the good ol’ days when you just threw your Polaroids into an album?
5. Force Us To Wear Christmas Sweaters

You might be able to pull off themed holiday wear at your company Christmas Party but we are never going to live it down if you make us put on anything will bells and tinsel.
4. Let Your Mother Move In

The only chick we want to see walking around our house picking the underwear out of her ass is you (or a Victoria’s Secret model) so unless you are actively trying to get us to stop having sex with you, put her in a home.
3. Pick Out Matching Outfits

We know you want to let everyone out there know that we are YOUR man and the best way of doing that next to making us carry signs is to buy matching shirts and pants in pastel colors that will more than likely convince people that we’re your gay, best-friend…not your significant other.
2. Cut Your Hair

The ladies ask us what we think about everything and we tell them only to have them ignore us, then come back after doing what we warned against in the first place and bitch to us about it. Cutting your hair short is the worst one because you have a 1 in 5 chance of how it will turn out. Sexy, Butch, Boyish, Feminist, or Transgender. That’s too much of a risk.
1. Gain Weight

Everyone is entitled to fluctuate in the poundage and I’m also not including pregnancy but when your woman goes from a sexy 105 to a bulbous 205 in the course of your first year of marriage it’s not glandular, it’s lazy. Unless we gain the same amount of weight…then we have no right to bitch.